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Top 5 Ruling Families Ever

Top 5 Ruling Families Ever

Throughout the centuries, people and nations have changed dramatically around the world. For a family to maintain a high level of control over groups of people, economies, and boundaries is a tremendous feat and these are the absolute best of the best: 1. Habsburgs When it comes to dominating important places at important times, nobody […]

Top 5 Worst Constellations

Top 5 Worst Constellations

5. Uranus’ Toenail As the god Uranus embodied the sky and space of all the Heavens, his toenail is definitely the least glamorous part of it all. 4. Achilles’ Codpiece This cluster of stars was defined by Persian queen Huker as an homage to the warrior’s legendary manparts. It’s a constant, awkward reminder that she […]

Top 5 Trails in America

Top 5 Trails in America

1. Kentucky Bourbon Trail – more info Like some amazing stretch of Heaven, the Kentucky Bourbon Trail allows you not only to drive winding country roads and see beautiful rolling bluegrass hills, but visit the Maker’s Mark, Four Roses, Woodford Reserve, Jim Beam, Heaven Hill, and Wild Turkey distilleries.  Do I really need to go […]

Top 5 Dancing Robots

Top 5 Dancing Robots

Behold, the masters of circuitry-shakin' moves: 1) Dancing Coke Can After the debacle of Coke II, the Coca-Cola Company needed something to bring the brand back to prominence, so they turned to a mechanized version of their iconic Classic can, bearing shades and headphones that was sure to win the world's hearts and minds back.   […]

Top 5 Best Tiger Handheld Games

Top 5 Best Tiger Handheld Games

Before Gameboy hit the market, there weren’t many options in the portable gaming world. Tiger Electronics pretty much had a monopoly after cornering the market with their 2-bit graphics and 2-button consoles. They were slightly better than nothing, and surely saved most of us from tearing up countless waiting rooms out of boredom. Here’s a […]

Top 5 Animals of 2006

Top 5 Animals of 2006

1. Pangolin Broke shins and melted hearts across the globe. Replaced alligator as the Lacoste logo. Extincted three other species. 2. Dugong Had conservation status upgraded from ridiculously-endangered to kinda-endangered. 3. Emperor Tamarin Came in 2nd at the World Beard & Moustache Championships. Signed deal to become new spokesanimal for Just For Men hair treatment. […]

Top 5 Australian Inventions

Top 5 Australian Inventions

1. Box Wine Revolutionizing the cheap wine industry, the ol’ “bag in a box”, aka “Goon” aka “cardboard bound/imprisoned wine” aka “lady in a boa(t)”, made it not only easier for people to store and dispense their wine, but also do less damage when smashed over a relative’s head in a drunken holiday argument. 2. […]

Top 5 Cletuses of All-Time

Top 5 Cletuses of All-Time

1. Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel We all know and love Cletus as the best bumpkin ever, the husband of Brandine and father of 26 kids. My favorite Cletus quote has to be, “Hey Brandine! I think I done busted my stinkbone!” He’s as reliable a character as any other to provide quality comic relief, and […]

Top 5 Sex Scandals

Top 5 Sex Scandals

1. Clinton/Lewinsky Ah, the impeachment, the dress, the cigar, Linda Tripp, Kenneth Starr, the definition of “sex”, and the whole fun circus of 1998. Ah, back when Presidents were cool. I miss those days. 2. Jim Bakker When the man who Jerry Falwell called “the greatest scab and cancer on the face of Christianity in […]

Top 5 James Bond Evil Henchmen

Top 5 James Bond Evil Henchmen

1. Oddjob Obviously the perfect henchman, he was silent but deadly. It wasn’t until 007 put a “shocking” move on him that he went down, but not after nearly taking Bond’s noggin off a few times with that bowler. Also, could crush a golf ball with his bare hand. 2. May Day If you’re anything […]