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In an ongoing effort here at Synapticblur to clarify types of bums, we present a quiz that helps distinguish the three main classes of wanderers: the tramps, the vagrants, and the vagabonds. Sometimes, a person can even be multiple or all three types. The answer key is below.

1. One who rides upon a freight train of a railroad without a permit

2. One who acts suspiciously around a steamboat landing

3. Drunk who begs for or demands sugar

4. Pickpocket

5. Wandering beggar of money, food, or clothing

6. Street-walking musician

7. Thief on an omnibus

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Answers:

1. Tramp 2. Vagabond 3. Vagrant 4. Vagabond 5. Tramp, Vagrant 6. Tramp, Vagrant, Vagabond 7. Vagabond

Hamburger
You’re popular among everyone for many reasons. Flame-kissed pattie, juicy tomato, crisp lettuce. Even weird vegetarians secretly love you.

Dog in a Bucket
You like attention, no matter how cheap it is. Your relationships consist of unintelligible conversations and heavy petting. You probably work in the movie or music industry.

Violin
You make sweet sounds, but only in the right hands. You want to be a Stradivarius but might be a fiddle.

Sunglasses
Everyone sees through you. You darken peoples’ worlds even on the sunniest days. You’re a bad person.

Copy Machine
You can’t think for yourself. You consistently fall victim to trends, religions, and governments. You probably own a Che Guevara shirt.

Can you guess what this is?

A. New Radiohead album art? B. Mutant neuron?
C. Electricity grid of Fayette County? D. Fill in the blank