Tag : kobe
1. A-Rod’s Centaur PaintingAfter honoring himself by putting a painting of his head on a centaur’s body above his own bed, A-Rod took it a step further and had it commissioned as a Fathead in order to fill the bedrooms of fans worldwide. Narcissism at it’s finest.
2. Rex Ryan’s Wife’s FeetIn an unprecedented combination of sports and foot fetish, this Fathead portrays NY Jets coach Rex Ryan filming his wife’s feet. The couple released the video, along with several pornographic ones, on the internet but it wasn’t enough to quench their desires. Now they want everyone who owns a wall to see her feet.
3. Kobe’s Weird PortraitWho could ever forget the strange photo shoot Kobe Bryant did for LA Times Magazine? Now you can have Kobe’s rapey, menacing glare right next to your bed with this just-released Fathead – his costume complete with Amish rapin’ hat.
4. Rooney and Ronaldo CelebratingAs Manchester United teammates, Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo were nearly inseparable. This Fathead shows them after a match against Sunderland in 2007 in which Rooney scored a hat trick and Ronaldo gave him his due right on the field.
5. 1996 Wimbledon Final StreakerRichard Krajicek and Malivai Washington, along with us all, got a real treat before the start of their Wimbledon championship match. The incident has inspired millions of boys worldwide and thousands of Russian girls to play the sport, and its legacy will surely live on for many more decades.
1. Clinton/Lewinsky
Ah, the impeachment, the dress, the cigar, Linda Tripp, Kenneth Starr, the definition of “sex”, and the whole fun circus of 1998. Ah, back when Presidents were cool. I miss those days.
2. Jim Bakker
When the man who Jerry Falwell called “the greatest scab and cancer on the face of Christianity in 2,000 years of church history” was accused of paying off a former secretary for raping her, his multi-million dollar show “Praise the Lord” came to a crashing halt.
3. Jimmy Swaggart
After being photographed with a prostitute at a motel, Swaggart was blackmailed and publicly busted. He famously cried like a little girl on national tv then fell into obscurity.
4. R. Kelly
Whether its waterworks, kiddie porn, or Gary Sheffield’s wife, the subjects of Kelly’s vast library have been publicly exposed – most famously by Dave Chappelle. Drip, drip, drip.
5. Kobe Bryant
The pretty boy of the NBA suddenly turned into a villain when he pulled the extremely common move of gettin’ jiggy with a fan. Wilt the Stilt did this 10,000 times, but no one cared. Don’t hate tha playa, hate tha game.
According to this:
Boston Globe’s Red Sox buzz
it appears that this:
-Pedro offered four-year, $56 million deal with Mets
has brought us to this:
-Red Sox chase Clement
-Sox may go hard after Renteria
-Red Sox meet with Delgado
-Sox still trying for Hudson
-Wells announcement Tuesday
Jayson Stark on the Pedro deal
More: SI’s rumor mill
Pats’ Weis named Notre Dame head coach
He better forget everything he ever heard about Notre Dame until the Pats win the Super Bowl 39 in January. If they don’t, I’m holding him AND his botched stomach-stapling surgery responsible for everything.
Eli Manning’s line yesterday @ Baltimore:
4-for-18, 27 yards, 2 INTs, 1 fumble, 0.00 QB rating
Kentucky to beat everyone in March
You heard it here second. According to just about everyone at ESPN, who from here on out are never wrong, the ‘Cats are a lock for the Final Four.
The freshmen just keep getting exponentially better, making UK the youngest and scariest team in college hoops.
Except for St. Jerome’s College in Oregon, which fields a team of knife-wielding Albanian midgets.
If it hasn’t happened already, I think Jimmy Kimmel needs to do his Karl Malone bit and re-enact this whole thing. Because Karl Malone wearing a cowboy hat and saying he’s “hunting little Mexican girls” is comedy gold.
