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J.J. Redick Arrested, Charged with DWI
Just when we thought J.J. Redick couldn’t be any more of a loser, he pulls a sweet DUI on us. I hope all of the teenage girls that have been sticking up for him on my J.J. Redick Sucks post realize that he’s not quite as rad as you think he is. You suck, J.J.
Kent has been one of my favorite bands forever, but recently I discovered that Jocke is a… a… Duke fan??? How could this be? The only logical explanation is that he’s just a foreigner wearing a shirt with the same cluelessness that they wear Yankees and Bulls hats with. I can’t imagine he’s actually a Dook fan on any level, but still, it’s disturbing.
Related: J.J. Redick Sucks & Shelden Williams Can’t Lose
How much does J.J. Redick suck?
Let me count the ways.
1. He likes to write horrible poetry about basketball, God, and his penis. Not even his mom can stand it.
J.J.’s Super-Gay Poetry Corner on Sports Illustrated’s site
2. He whines about taunting. So does his dad.
Ken Redick said. “It’s a sense of intimidation that I think is really unnecessary.”
3. He plays like 2-year-old girl. Video of it, f-bombs included. Update: video gone, pic above (top left)
4. He’s a typical bratty, low-class Duke turd. Video.
and on, and on…
Update: 6. Redick suckin’ hard against UConn in the tourney (.wmv)
Update: 7. J.J.’s been arrested for a DUI
Another update:: Temple fans show some love for J.J.’s mom. and “J.J. Redick sucks” shirts
*Some help from Thize Wyde Shut & Trooth About Dook