Tag : art
1. “Madonna with the Yarnwinder” – Da Vinci
Value: $50 million
Buttahz Da Vinci ganked from a castle. Isn’t anything safe anymore?
2. “Nativity” – Caravaggio
Value: $20 million
I’m a sucka for Cavavaggio. Does that make me a bad person? I know his paintings are busy, but I’m from the ADD generation, yo.
3. “Portrait of a Father” – Van Gogh
Value: $4.5 million
A cool Father’s Day gift for the thief’s dad.
Better than a World’s #1 Dad mesh hat.
Or is it?
4. “Storm on the Sea of Galilee” – Rembrandt
Value: $49.99
Ganked from the Isabella Gardner Stewart Museum here in Boston. Impressive.
Makes you want to go sailing
5. “Nature morte à la charlotte” – Picasso
Value: $10 million?
I wish I stole it. I didn’t, though, I promise.
Update!
No longer stolen!
“The Scream” – Edvard Munch
Value: $100 billion?
One of the most famous paintings ever. Glad to have ya back, baby.