“America’s #1 Evangelical Website”
“What are you, 220?”
“Don’t be an asshole Thaddeus.”
“#1 Arcade Fire Ticket-Scalping Website in America”
“Official site of Captain Dan”
“Official site of the Arab kid on 24″
“Are you going to finish those pigs feet?”
“Soon to be owned by Yahoo!, Inc.”
“Operated by non-essential employees only”
“Snow blows”
