“Rock and roll, hoochie coo”
“Did you remember to stock up on PBR before the blizzard?”
“Somewhere in this pile of horse$#!@ is a shetland pony”
“Just a money-laundering front”
“No longer operated by four Chinese people”
“Official site of Dave Chappelle’s laziness”
“Official site of the short work week”
“Cut that meat! Cut that meat!”
“Colts/Pats game party at our place”
“Verne Troyer rules”