September 4, 2008

World Kid Boxing Rankings permalink

#1: Herman “Blood-Guzzlin” Beckhelder
The eight-year-old reclaims the #1 spot after knocking out three opponents in one day in Thailand. While one victim laid unconscious on the canvas with a bleeding nose, Williams grabbed a straw and drank from the gushing wound.
#2: Joey Vincenzo
The fully-clothed assassin recently used a right hook at a match in Teaneck, New Jersey that was so vicious, it knocked the boxer’s jaw into the fourth row and into the lap of a horrified spectator.
#3: Kid Death
Considered the latest incarnation of the Grim Reaper, the 18-month-old boxer continues to climb the rankings after killing two opponents last month - one by uppercut, and one by headbutt that the referee missed and did not penalize.
#4: Aisha “Dracula” Hinske
Hinske’s signature “neck-chomper” finishing move ended another opponent’s career last week when she tore a 4″ section of his neck out after knocking him down in the fourth round.
#5: “Crack Rock” Collins
In June, he used a ten-second, 88-punch combo to defeat his opponent after he ingested a reported $149,000 rock of crack upon entering the ring of an unsanctioned bout in Toronto.
General — Posted by: chris @ 11:52 am


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