Monthly Archives: September 2008

Oktoberfest: Rollercoasters and Beer

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the perfect combination

I Dropped My Car Keys Here Somewhere

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keep looking...

Goldfingered

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you were no pussy galore anyway

Type Like a Pirate Day

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conveniently operable one-handedly

Frogger’s Dream

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he could moonwalk across

Hypocrisy > Spelling

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Spelling FAIL

Classic Mudflaps

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Yosemite Sam “Back Off”
Nothing quite says “get off my tail” like the drawn pistols of the rough-riding icon. The diminutive outlaw represents reckless anger, stunted growth, and a shoot-first-ask-later attitude
Surprised Whoopi Goldberg
After Sister Act 2 stormed theaters in 1993, Whoopi was everywhere. Her shocked look was wildly popular on trucks owned by people who thought Rupaul was a woman.
Naked Lady
Usually found on long-haul trucks, in which a sex-starved driver is likely flipping the pages of Playboy while the Navitron Autodrive does all of the work for him.
Bull Goring Matador In Butt
One of the most iconic images of the last few decades, Jambo the Bull ramming his horn into matador Jorge Felicio’s buttcheek was the best-selling mudflap from 1998-2001.

Beats Hoppin’

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ribbit this, rabbit!

Taking “Wash Your Mouth Out” Too Seriously

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are you stuck?

Top 5 Best Tiger Handheld Games

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Before Gameboy hit the market, there weren’t many options in the portable gaming world. Tiger Electronics pretty much had a monopoly after cornering the market with their 2-bit graphics and 2-button consoles. They were slightly better than nothing, and surely saved most of us from tearing up countless waiting rooms out of boredom. Here’s a list of the best ones they ever made:

#1 Karnov
Easy question: What’s more awesome than a fire-breathing Russian chasing down and fighting dinosaurs? Obviously, nothing. Well, maybe if he was a fire-breathing Russian pirate, but that’s impossible.
#2 Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest
Even better than the NES version, this handheld gem made whipping bats feel as real as possible, not to mention having the best final boss graphics in history.
#3 Pitfighter
Considered the grandfather of the currently popular Mixed Martial Arts fighting movement, this brutal game set the tone for Mortal Kombat with its blood-soaked effects and moves like the “Spleen-Thrower” and “Jugular Jump Rope”.
#4 Dinosaurs!
At some point or another, everyone wants to be a dinosaur. Here, you could be a triceratops and hunt brontosauri or peck T-Rex’s eyes out all day as a pterodactyl, rendering its dainty little arms useless.
#5 Shaq Attaq: Monster Jam
Let’s face it, most people watch basketball for one reason: dunking. Using the special Shaq Attaq combo in this game would allow you to rock the rim so hard that the LCD would shatter. Sick.