August 28, 2008

Bulgarian Space Program Update permalink

Contest Winner goes to space
Zolzak Mygy, the winner of a contest held by the Bulgarian Space Kommissary (BSK) and Sofia radio station K-ZNRKZ, learns he will be the first to fly on the brand-new space shuttle, Blozorg II.
Blozorg II prepared for launch
Using an old, abandoned farm silo for its launch site, the BSK prepares to send Blozorg II as far as it will possibly go - and hopefully out of the earth’s atmosphere.
What a ride!
After many brutal twists & turns, the Blozorg II backfires and sputters its way up and out of the earth’s gravitational pull. Cosmonaut Mygy’s profanity-laced journey is broadcast across the nation.
Made it in one piece
The burnt carcass of Blozorg II begins its orbit by hitting a space boulder, but maintains cabin pressure and Cosmonaut Mygy has only twenty-four broken bones.
Trouble in space
From an onboard camera, BSK mission control detects empty beer cans and cigarette boxes littering the Blozorg II cabin. Cosmonaut Mygy is heard singing and moaning off-screen. Stay tuned…
General — Posted by: chris @ 3:25 pm


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