|Contest Winner goes to space
Zolzak Mygy, the winner of a contest held by the Bulgarian Space Kommissary (BSK) and Sofia radio station K-ZNRKZ, learns he will be the first to fly on the brand-new space shuttle, Blozorg II.
|Blozorg II prepared for launch
Using an old, abandoned farm silo for its launch site, the BSK prepares to send Blozorg II as far as it will possibly go – and hopefully out of the earth’s atmosphere.
|What a ride!
After many brutal twists & turns, the Blozorg II backfires and sputters its way up and out of the earth’s gravitational pull. Cosmonaut Mygy’s profanity-laced journey is broadcast across the nation.
|Made it in one piece
The burnt carcass of Blozorg II begins its orbit by hitting a space boulder, but maintains cabin pressure and Cosmonaut Mygy has only twenty-four broken bones.
|Trouble in space
From an onboard camera, BSK mission control detects empty beer cans and cigarette boxes littering the Blozorg II cabin. Cosmonaut Mygy is heard singing and moaning off-screen. Stay tuned…