For completely legitimate reasons, we sometimes need to type with our left hands. Like, using your right hand to hold a glass of beer, or arm-wrestle, or give a thumbs-up to a bear riding a unicycle. If you find yourself in a such a situation, here’s pretty much what your vocabulary will be:
| bastard barfed dessert sex fart sweet ass dredge bear |
testes grabber greatest breast dazed beers wasted starved bewbs |
werd screwed dag staff daft brewer waxed stew beasts |


What about:
sawed
waste
qwest (in case you need new cell service)
ewe
Comment by Flozie — March 23, 2007 @ 10:21 am
dangit, i was so focused on trying to find a way to type “goat”, i forgot about “ewe”
good call.
Comment by chris — March 23, 2007 @ 10:22 am
Grass, weed, refer!
Comment by LT Dangle — March 23, 2007 @ 12:33 pm
oh, and “c4″
Comment by chris — March 23, 2007 @ 12:36 pm
C4 stares at sweet car bewbs
Comment by doublebuck — March 26, 2007 @ 11:46 am