For completely legitimate reasons, we sometimes need to type with our left hands. Like, using your right hand to hold a glass of beer, or arm-wrestle, or give a thumbs-up to a bear riding a unicycle. If you find yourself in a such a situation, here’s pretty much what your vocabulary will be:

Well, according to the timestamps, I haven’t been posting here in about a month. I’ve been focusing energy on the awesome QRO Magazine, as well as winning contests.

I spent most of last week in Austin, TX at South by Southwest after winning a contest through Current TV. They paid for airfare, hotel, badges, and $500 spending cash. Lemme tell ya, it was ridiculous. Check out this for proof. I highly recommend winning this contest next year.

I plan to actually update this thing again now that I’ve got mobile home access action. Yeeeehaw!