Top 5 Animals of 2006

1. Pangolin
Broke shins and melted hearts across the globe. Replaced alligator as the Lacoste logo. Extincted three other species.
2. Dugong
Had conservation status upgraded from ridiculously-endangered to kinda-endangered.
3. Emperor Tamarin
Came in 2nd at the World Beard & Moustache Championships. Signed deal to become new spokesanimal for Just For Men hair treatment.
4. Sperm Whale
After being harpooned by pirates in the Indian Ocean, a sperm whale crushed their hull and ate all 270 men on board.
5. Yeti Crab
Was discovered this year by humans, and only a few weeks later, one was adopted by Paris Hilton, and seen at several trendy L.A. nightclubs.

Posted on December 29, 2006 by chris Posted in Articles

One Response to Top 5 Animals of 2006

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    sambot December 29, 2006

    WOOOOO PANGOLIN!

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