November 16, 2006

Top 5 Sex Scandals permalink

1. Clinton/Lewinsky
Ah, the impeachment, the dress, the cigar, Linda Tripp, Kenneth Starr, the definition of “sex”, and the whole fun circus of 1998. Ah, back when Presidents were cool. I miss those days.

2. Jim Bakker
When the man who Jerry Falwell called “the greatest scab and cancer on the face of Christianity in 2,000 years of church history” was accused of paying off a former secretary for raping her, his multi-million dollar show “Praise the Lord” came to a crashing halt.

3. Jimmy Swaggart
After being photographed with a prostitute at a motel, Swaggart was blackmailed and publicly busted. He famously cried like a little girl on national tv then fell into obscurity.

4. R. Kelly
Whether its waterworks, kiddie porn, or Gary Sheffield’s wife, the subjects of Kelly’s vast library have been publicly exposed - most famously by Dave Chappelle. Drip, drip, drip.

5. Kobe Bryant
The pretty boy of the NBA suddenly turned into a villain when he pulled the extremely common move of gettin’ jiggy with a fan. Wilt the Stilt did this 10,000 times, but no one cared. Don’t hate tha playa, hate tha game.

General — Posted by: chris @ 2:50 pm


3 Comments »

  1. What, no Mark Foley?

    C’mon, he was a conservative who was having dirty IM chats with Congressional pages! Hell, he was the chairman of the House Subcommittee on Missing & Exploited Children!

    And he blamed it all on alcohol and being molested by a Catholic priest!

    It’s Washington sex scandal meets Catholic Church sex scandal meets the greatest episode of To Catch a Predator ever!!!


    Comment by Chase — November 17, 2006 @ 3:05 pm
  2. he’ll be forgotten sooner than you think


    Comment by chris — November 17, 2006 @ 3:06 pm
  3. Mark who???


    Comment by Lt. Dangle — November 19, 2006 @ 10:47 pm

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