Papelbon’s Nickname Bonanza

Over the course of the MLB season, we will be giving Jonathan Papelbon, RP-Sox, a new nickname each week. This is how it goes:
Jon Papelbon
1. Big Pappy
2. Little Papi
3. Super Bon Bon
4. Jon Papelbon Jovi
5. Snap, Crackle, Papelbon
6. Jonathan Fire*Thrower (ref)
7. Pap Li’l Jon
8. Bonzo
9. Jonny Papelseed
10. Papel Jon’s Pizza
11. Pap’n Crunch
12. Papst Blue Ribbelbon
13. Papel Infallibility
14. Noble Pap
15. Pappy Smurf
16. Papelboner
17. C’est Bon
18. Paplebron James
19. Bonaroo
20. Jonathan Swift
21. Pap Smear
22. Jo Pa
23. Jonny Cash
24. JP Licks
25. Tower of Papel
26. Pap-reka!

 

Posted on by chris Posted in Articles, Sports

23 Responses to Papelbon’s Nickname Bonanza

  1. Flozie

    Pap-Lil-John

    YEEEEAAAAAAYAAAH!

  2. jayne

    Bonnie Prince Pappy

  3. Tom

    Pap Smear. So when he records a save we can hear “The Baltimore Orioles have just been Pap Smeared!” ala Kevin Pittsnogle.

  4. hetherjw

    can you get this to show back up on the front page of synapticblur whenever a new nickname is added? Also can you send this to “The Sports Guy” becasue he is in love with Lil’ Papi and will def contribute to the effort.

  5. chris

    Yeah, dude, good call.

    I’ll update the timestamp everytime I update it.

    And, if Sports Guy got involved, my life would explode

  6. Dangle

    As long as we have Coco Crisp, why not “Fruity Pebblesbon”!!??

  7. Dangle

    then again… if we’re going with breakfast cereals, I must admit, I really like the ring of “…crackle papel..” in #5

  8. Dangle

    How about: P-A-P-E-L-Me-A-S-A-P!

  9. mo!!y

    After Palpel Jon’s Pizza should come Papelbee’s…

  10. rwaf

    Papelbon spelled backward is Noble Pap, and rightfully so.

  11. SnackMaster3000

    PBR is magical as is Papelbon

  12. chris

    Papelbon can even do the crappy athlete car commercial too

  13. SnackMaster3000

    Countdown to awkward Sullivan Tire or Bernie and Phylls ad….

  14. Chase

    This really is only a half-step away from a Sports Guy column:

    http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060621

  15. White Boy

    Apple Bomb

  16. Freddy Kinkaide

    The Papple Bomb kid.

  17. Dangle

    How many freakin’ weeks of Baseball are there?

  18. chris

    Like 25 or something.

    I knew what I was getting into.

  19. White Boy

    Papple Bomb

  20. Skeet Skeet

    How bout Jon “I suck ass” PapelNutz, then again I am a Yankee fan, so this might not sit well wit the rest of ya. haha.

  21. chris

    Papelbon vs. the Yankees:

    7.1IP, 2 H, 1R, 12 K’s, 1.23ERA, 0.68 WHIP, .087 BAA

    WHIPed your ass, alright

  22. Hog Women

    Jonathan livingston Apple droppings

  23. Freddy Kinkaide

    Jony Paple Ball Bag

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