Over the course of the MLB season, we will be giving Jonathan Papelbon, RP-Sox, a new nickname each week. This is how it goes:
1. Big Pappy
2. Little Papi
3. Super Bon Bon
4. Jon Papelbon Jovi
5. Snap, Crackle, Papelbon
6. Jonathan Fire*Thrower (ref)
7. Pap Li’l Jon
8. Bonzo
9. Jonny Papelseed
10. Papel Jon’s Pizza
11. Pap’n Crunch
12. Papst Blue Ribbelbon
13. Papel Infallibility
14. Noble Pap
15. Pappy Smurf
16. Papelboner
17. C’est Bon
18. Paplebron James
19. Bonaroo
20. Jonathan Swift
21. Pap Smear
22. Jo Pa
23. Jonny Cash
24. JP Licks
25. Tower of Papel
26. Pap-reka!
1. Big Pappy
2. Little Papi
3. Super Bon Bon
4. Jon Papelbon Jovi
5. Snap, Crackle, Papelbon
6. Jonathan Fire*Thrower (ref)
7. Pap Li’l Jon
8. Bonzo
9. Jonny Papelseed
10. Papel Jon’s Pizza
11. Pap’n Crunch
12. Papst Blue Ribbelbon13. Papel Infallibility
14. Noble Pap
15. Pappy Smurf
16. Papelboner
17. C’est Bon
18. Paplebron James
19. Bonaroo
20. Jonathan Swift
21. Pap Smear
22. Jo Pa
23. Jonny Cash
24. JP Licks
25. Tower of Papel
26. Pap-reka!
Pap-Lil-John
YEEEEAAAAAAYAAAH!
Comment by Flozie — April 7, 2006 @ 4:17 pm
Bonnie Prince Pappy
Comment by jayne — April 9, 2006 @ 9:16 am
Pap Smear. So when he records a save we can hear “The Baltimore Orioles have just been Pap Smeared!” ala Kevin Pittsnogle.
Comment by Tom — April 10, 2006 @ 5:12 pm
can you get this to show back up on the front page of synapticblur whenever a new nickname is added? Also can you send this to “The Sports Guy” becasue he is in love with Lil’ Papi and will def contribute to the effort.
Comment by hetherjw — April 18, 2006 @ 2:24 pm
Yeah, dude, good call.
I’ll update the timestamp everytime I update it.
And, if Sports Guy got involved, my life would explode
Comment by chris — April 18, 2006 @ 3:05 pm
As long as we have Coco Crisp, why not “Fruity Pebblesbon”!!??
Comment by Dangle — May 1, 2006 @ 5:17 pm
then again… if we’re going with breakfast cereals, I must admit, I really like the ring of “…crackle papel..” in #5
Comment by Dangle — May 1, 2006 @ 5:20 pm
How about: P-A-P-E-L-Me-A-S-A-P!
Comment by Dangle — June 6, 2006 @ 2:20 pm
After Palpel Jon’s Pizza should come Papelbee’s…
Comment by mo!!y — June 7, 2006 @ 10:20 am
Papelbon spelled backward is Noble Pap, and rightfully so.
Comment by rwaf — June 19, 2006 @ 8:07 pm
PBR is magical as is Papelbon
Comment by SnackMaster3000 — June 21, 2006 @ 3:07 pm
Papelbon can even do the crappy athlete car commercial too
Comment by chris — June 21, 2006 @ 3:11 pm
Countdown to awkward Sullivan Tire or Bernie and Phylls ad….
Comment by SnackMaster3000 — June 21, 2006 @ 5:06 pm
This really is only a half-step away from a Sports Guy column:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060621
Comment by Chase — June 22, 2006 @ 10:33 am
Apple Bomb
Comment by White Boy — July 11, 2006 @ 6:02 am
The Papple Bomb kid.
Comment by Freddy Kinkaide — July 11, 2006 @ 6:04 am
How many freakin’ weeks of Baseball are there?
Comment by Dangle — August 14, 2006 @ 11:57 am
Like 25 or something.
I knew what I was getting into.
Comment by chris — August 14, 2006 @ 12:01 pm
Papple Bomb
Comment by White Boy — September 4, 2006 @ 4:58 pm
How bout Jon “I suck ass” PapelNutz, then again I am a Yankee fan, so this might not sit well wit the rest of ya. haha.
Comment by Skeet Skeet — September 6, 2006 @ 2:48 pm
Papelbon vs. the Yankees:
7.1IP, 2 H, 1R, 12 K’s, 1.23ERA, 0.68 WHIP, .087 BAA
WHIPed your ass, alright
Comment by chris — September 6, 2006 @ 2:55 pm
Jonathan livingston Apple droppings
Comment by Hog Women — September 6, 2006 @ 4:41 pm
Jony Paple Ball Bag
Comment by Freddy Kinkaide — September 8, 2006 @ 5:08 pm