Papelbon’s Nickname Bonanza

Over the course of the MLB season, we will be giving Jonathan Papelbon, RP-Sox, a new nickname each week. This is how it goes:
Jon Papelbon
1. Big Pappy
2. Little Papi
3. Super Bon Bon
4. Jon Papelbon Jovi
5. Snap, Crackle, Papelbon
6. Jonathan Fire*Thrower (ref)
7. Pap Li’l Jon
8. Bonzo
9. Jonny Papelseed
10. Papel Jon’s Pizza
11. Pap’n Crunch
12. Papst Blue Ribbelbon
13. Papel Infallibility
14. Noble Pap
15. Pappy Smurf
16. Papelboner
17. C’est Bon
18. Paplebron James
19. Bonaroo
20. Jonathan Swift
21. Pap Smear
22. Jo Pa
23. Jonny Cash
24. JP Licks
25. Tower of Papel
26. Pap-reka!

 

Posted on September 25, 2006 by chris Posted in Articles, Sports

23 Responses to Papelbon’s Nickname Bonanza

  1. Reply
    Flozie April 7, 2006

    Pap-Lil-John

    YEEEEAAAAAAYAAAH!

  2. Reply
    jayne April 9, 2006

    Bonnie Prince Pappy

  3. Reply
    Tom April 10, 2006

    Pap Smear. So when he records a save we can hear “The Baltimore Orioles have just been Pap Smeared!” ala Kevin Pittsnogle.

  4. Reply
    hetherjw April 18, 2006

    can you get this to show back up on the front page of synapticblur whenever a new nickname is added? Also can you send this to “The Sports Guy” becasue he is in love with Lil’ Papi and will def contribute to the effort.

  5. Reply
    chris April 18, 2006

    Yeah, dude, good call.

    I’ll update the timestamp everytime I update it.

    And, if Sports Guy got involved, my life would explode

  6. Reply
    Dangle May 1, 2006

    As long as we have Coco Crisp, why not “Fruity Pebblesbon”!!??

  7. Reply
    Dangle May 1, 2006

    then again… if we’re going with breakfast cereals, I must admit, I really like the ring of “…crackle papel..” in #5

  8. Reply
    Dangle June 6, 2006

    How about: P-A-P-E-L-Me-A-S-A-P!

  9. Reply
    mo!!y June 7, 2006

    After Palpel Jon’s Pizza should come Papelbee’s…

  10. Reply
    rwaf June 19, 2006

    Papelbon spelled backward is Noble Pap, and rightfully so.

  11. Reply
    SnackMaster3000 June 21, 2006

    PBR is magical as is Papelbon

  12. Reply
    chris June 21, 2006

    Papelbon can even do the crappy athlete car commercial too

  13. Reply
    SnackMaster3000 June 21, 2006

    Countdown to awkward Sullivan Tire or Bernie and Phylls ad….

  14. Reply
    Chase June 22, 2006

    This really is only a half-step away from a Sports Guy column:

    http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060621

  15. Reply
    White Boy July 11, 2006

    Apple Bomb

  16. Reply
    Freddy Kinkaide July 11, 2006

    The Papple Bomb kid.

  17. Reply
    Dangle August 14, 2006

    How many freakin’ weeks of Baseball are there?

  18. Reply
    chris August 14, 2006

    Like 25 or something.

    I knew what I was getting into.

  19. Reply
    White Boy September 4, 2006

    Papple Bomb

  20. Reply
    Skeet Skeet September 6, 2006

    How bout Jon “I suck ass” PapelNutz, then again I am a Yankee fan, so this might not sit well wit the rest of ya. haha.

  21. Reply
    chris September 6, 2006

    Papelbon vs. the Yankees:

    7.1IP, 2 H, 1R, 12 K’s, 1.23ERA, 0.68 WHIP, .087 BAA

    WHIPed your ass, alright

  22. Reply
    Hog Women September 6, 2006

    Jonathan livingston Apple droppings

  23. Reply
    Freddy Kinkaide September 8, 2006

    Jony Paple Ball Bag

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