1. Ferdinand Porsche
Technically born in Austria-Hungary and not still alive, he was the father of the Porsche empire of ridiculously cool cars. By that virtue, he may be the coolest man that ever lived.

2. Gaston Glock
Inventor of the Glock, he has armed militaries, police, and petty thugs all over the world against each other. More caps have been busted with Glocks than any other gun.

3. Hermann Maier
World and Olympic Champion skier who once saved thirty orphan babies from a burning monastery on top of Austria’s highest, most dangerous peak. He adopted all thirty.

4. Wolfgang Puck
Master chef and inventor of the hockey puck. Was the first Austrian to make a burrito, and has a statue of him cooking spaghetti in Vienna. Trains sharks in his free time.

5. Christian Fennesz
Electronic artist has made several albums that I officially approve of. The first Austrian to use a synthesizer for good and not evil. Once ate ten blueberry pies in one sitting.