Well, tomorrow at 6 freaking AM, I’m busting out to San Fran for the sweet, sweet Download Festival. Muse, Beck, TVOTR, Rogue Wave, etc. Stayin’ at the W Hotel, and rumor has it, they have penguin butlers.
When I get back on Sunday, it’s straight to the Orpheum for Massive Attack, then possibly the Middle East for What Made Milwaukee Famous. Gonna be a looooong day.
There will be as many pics, videos, and reviews of all of the above as I can possibly muster posted on QROmag.com. Wish me luck.
Here’s a soap ad (I randomly chose Aveeno) that I came up with that needs to be sold to an agency on my behalf for ONE BILLION DOLLARS. (Click for bigger version)
12. Papst Blue Ribbelbon
For yer British fix, check out new albums by:
1. Ferdinand Porsche
2. Gaston Glock
3. Hermann Maier
4. Wolfgang Puck
5. Christian Fennesz
Snowflake, the world’s first known albino gorilla, was a pioneer in being held captive in a crappy zoo, as he spent nearly his whole life in the Barcelona Zoo (aka El Agujero del Infierno). Among his accomplishments were fathering no albinos, being on the cover of Basement Jaxx’s Rooty, and defeating an alligator in hand-to-hand combat. He died, predictably, of skin cancer at the age of 40, so if you have any albino gorillas at home, please make sure they wear sunblock. 
