Hamburger
You’re popular among everyone for many reasons. Flame-kissed pattie, juicy tomato, crisp lettuce. Even weird vegetarians secretly love you.
Dog in a Bucket
You like attention, no matter how cheap it is. Your relationships consist of unintelligible conversations and heavy petting. You probably work in the movie or music industry.
Violin
You make sweet sounds, but only in the right hands. You want to be a Stradivarius but might be a fiddle.
Sunglasses
Everyone sees through you. You darken peoples’ worlds even on the sunniest days. You’re a bad person.
Copy Machine
You can’t think for yourself. You consistently fall victim to trends, religions, and governments. You probably own a Che Guevara shirt.
