Hamburger
You’re popular among everyone for many reasons. Flame-kissed pattie, juicy tomato, crisp lettuce. Even weird vegetarians secretly love you.
Dog in a Bucket
You like attention, no matter how cheap it is. Your relationships consist of unintelligible conversations and heavy petting. You probably work in the movie or music industry.
Violin
You make sweet sounds, but only in the right hands. You want to be a Stradivarius but might be a fiddle.
Sunglasses
Everyone sees through you. You darken peoples’ worlds even on the sunniest days. You’re a bad person.
Copy Machine
You can’t think for yourself. You consistently fall victim to trends, religions, and governments. You probably own a Che Guevara shirt.

Unique set of circumstances last night at The ‘Dise. They rolled up to the place a few hours late, there was an Ozz Fest Party in the Lounge, and we got to sit absolute front & center - yes, sit - since they had about 100 folding chairs set up. New to me.
