So today is France’s independence day, but since America’s in a moral tussle with our froggy friends, we will celebrate our own way. No longer is it the silly-named Bastille Day, it’s now Freedom Day. Still, in celebration, here are some notable contributions Freedomland (aka France) has made to the world:
Freedom Kiss (info) – Essential to human pro-creation
Freedom Fries (info) – More delicious, sans snootiness
Freedom Manicure (info) – Ladies, show your spirit!
Freedom Open (info) – Should be played in space
Freedom Horn (info) – Now the class of the brass
Freedom Kicks (info) – No-longer confused New York band
July 14, 2006
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