Our resident NFL homey, Flozell Adams aka Flozie, is now on DontDateHimGirl.com for being a philandering, two-faced, STD-spreadin’ ho. While we have a hard time believing our lovable Flozie could do such a thing, the evidence is mounting…

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So today is France’s independence day, but since America’s in a moral tussle with our froggy friends, we will celebrate our own way. No longer is it the silly-named Bastille Day, it’s now Freedom Day. Still, in celebration, here are some notable contributions Freedomland (aka France) has made to the world:

Freedom Kiss (info) - Essential to human pro-creation
Freedom Fries (info) - More delicious, sans snootiness
Freedom Manicure (info) - Ladies, show your spirit!
Freedom Open (info) - Should be played in space
Freedom Horn (info) - Now the class of the brass
Freedom Kicks (info) - No-longer confused New York band

I came up with the idea that tennis players should be drinking less water and more beer. The result is a new ad campaign aimed at showing players’ 40 love. That’s right, 40 Love. Here are some print ads I designed. Click on the pics for larger versions.

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Yes, I made this. (and all of these)