Portugal deserved to win, says Portuguese media
Munich – In a bid to reverse the outcome of yesterday’s match between France and Portugal, various media outlets in the tiny country have banded together to demand reconsideration of the final score. “Our team’s players always go to church, donate to charity, and help old women across the street. They deserve to win the tournament,” one reporter wrote. “Waaah,” he added.
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David Hasselhoff German World Cup Leisure Correspondent |
| I have to say, from what I saw, the wildest, rowdiest fans in the world are from Sweden. They routinely sacrificed animals, flipped over cars, and performed dance ceremonies around huge bonfires. Crazy crackas. |
Kevin Sites is some reporter being sent by Yahoo to countries with war and/or strife to send back pics and stories. Recently, in Myanmar (Burma to you and me), Sites uncovered the most heinous of tragedies: underage smoking. Truly disturbing. More serious than any war.
