My quarterfinal predictions:
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David Hasselhoff German World Cup Leisure Correspondent |
| Someone at a bar the other night yelled “Hey, Baywatch!” at me. I told him to call me Mr. Hasselhoff or else. So he repeated himself, and I picked him up by his collar, hung him on the moose antlers, and punched him in the gut until he passed out. |
June 30, 2006
Posted in Sports, World Cup
Three out of four ain’t bad – though you missed the biggest upset.
But that’s probably because of your correspondent’s well-known hatred of the frogs. He just ended up in surgery after a vicious fight over that match (no matter what his handlers say):
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