Stuttgart - With a low, curving free kick that snuck past the inside post, David Beckham lifted England over its toughest opponent ever, Ecuador. “As I ran up to kick the ball, I imagined myself dancing to the Spice Girls’ song, ‘Wannabe’, which allowed me to shake my hips properly to launch a proper bender,” said England’s boy toy captain.
A galactic duel between old friends
Hanover - Tomorrow, France and Spain will take to the skies to continue a centuries-old war of supremacy. The French plan to deploy dozens of satellites equipped with deathlasers, along with a fleet of light spacecraft and spacemines. Spain will counter with battalions of modified Russian space shuttles, armed with nuclear warheads and zero-gravity missiles. Get your telescopes ready.
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David Hasselhoff German World Cup Leisure Correspondent |
| You know, I’m glad we’ve made it to the elimination rounds. Now that more than half the teams have left, the lines for the beer, bathrooms, and rollercoasters are so much shorter that you can actually ride till ya barf! |
