English Fan Shocked To Be Arrested
Cologne - 30-year-old Paul Gladstone was arrested last night on drunk & disorderly charges after he was caught peeing into a car’s gas tank. Police estimate that Gladstone urinated in as many as 15 cars before he was apprehended. “He basically ruined these vehicles. If anyone turns on their engine, the urine will ignite and blow the car to bits,” officer Lars Vekler warned.
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David Hasselhoff German World Cup Leisure Correspondent |
| I let a guy on the street paint a German flag onto my face, and instead, he painted a dog defecating… with industrial dyes. I trusted him and didn’t look at a mirror until I got home. I don’t know what to do! |
