“Colorful Colorado” Quarter Launched In Denver
This past week, the United State Mint revealed the state quarter for Colorado in the state’s capitol. The coin is entitled “Colorful Colorado” and is specially tinted to represent the Centennial State’s majority homosexual population. Colorado’s percentage of gays is more than double that of the second-gayest state, Tennessee.
Cologne - 30-year-old Paul Gladstone was arrested last night on drunk & disorderly charges after he was caught peeing into a car’s gas tank. Police estimate that Gladstone urinated in as many as 15 cars before he was apprehended. “He basically ruined these vehicles. If anyone turns on their engine, the urine will ignite and blow the car to bits,” officer Lars Vekler warned.
