Four German players found hanged
Berlin - Two midfielders, one striker, and one backup goalie were found hanged to death last night. Their names are currently unknown, but coroners are attempting to match the numbers on the backs of their jerseys with names from the roster. Team officials say the players were possibly re-enacting a scene from Gregory Peck’s western The Bravados, but would not speculate further. Nah, just kidding, they’re doing pushups in the pic.
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