Note: No, he’s not barfing, he’s looking for his ball. So sad.

Xiu Xiu - The Air Force - Haunted old robot

Superimposers - Missing - Avalanchey

Keith - Red Thread - Echoey blomprock

French Kicks - Two Thousand - Hiprock fun

Comets On Fire - Avatar - Crazy apey

Hylozoists - La Fin Du Monde - Instrumental health

Ester Drang - Rocinate - Space in yo face

Long Winters - Putting The Days To Bed - Punchy fevah

Duels - The Bright Lights and What I Should… - Kuel

Veteran Al Jaber as hungry as ever

After months of grueling training for the World Cup, Saudi Arabian striker Sami Al Jaber would like nothing more than a turkey sandwich. He spent several months in the hot Saudi desert with no food trying to increase his stamina. He’s back and he’s got his eye on “a footlong sub topped with spicy relish.”

“It was a tragicomedy!”

Czech model Tereza Maxova didn’t barf up her lunch yesterday after being so disgusted by the Czechs’ performance against Ghana.

“It made me so sick to watch that match that there’s no way I could throw up,” she said. “When I realized how funny it was that someone as beautiful as me would be in such an ugly situation, I laughed at the irony. It was a tragicomedy! Ho ho ho ho!”

	David Hasselhoff German World Cup Leisure Correspondent
	I’m endorsing a new 8-blade razor for Schick that will debut this month. It was developed with the Berlin Zoo and they claim it’s tough enough to shave a full-grown gorilla. Simply amazing.