Doctors who are monitoring the cryogenically frozen body of former Serbian President Slobodan Milošević say that brain waves indicate that the semi-corpse remains hopeful that Serbia and Montenegro will win the World Cup, despite being huge underdogs. “The rest of the doctors and I painted his body with the flags of our favorite teams. He looks hilarious,” one surgeon said.
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David Hasselhoff German World Cup Leisure Correspondent |
| Our hotel room got robbed last night. I was asleep the whole time, and they managed to steal my gnome, my watch, my wallet, and steak tip leftovers. Man, I’m hungry. I think I’m gonna hit up Das Waffle Haus. |
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