English dude to give up robot dance
Peter Crouch, a forward for England, is blaming all of the practice he’s spent doing the robot dance for his recent poor play. “I can’t sleep at night. All I can think about is perfecting my robot dance,” he confessed.
His teammates and fans believe that his robot dance is a serious nuisance and the he should retire the routine before someone gets hurt. “If he does it one more time, I’m going to pants him in front of everyone,” teammate David Beckham vowed. Others aren’t as open-minded. “Yep, he’s definitely going to hell for it,” Catholic priest Winston McCarthy noted.
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Here is a World Cup update from CBS sportsline: “Brazil finally unleashes its much anticipated ‘Beautiful Game’ on the World Cup… on a Kaka blast from outside the box.” Tell me, does a Kaka blast sound beautiful to you?
Comment by Dangle — June 14, 2006 @ 1:42 pm
Good lord! Have they no decency?
Comment by chris — June 14, 2006 @ 1:48 pm