June 13, 2006

J.J. Redick’s a Drunk Driver permalink

J.J. Redick Arrested, Charged with DWI

loserJust when we thought J.J. Redick couldn’t be any more of a loser, he pulls a sweet DUI on us. I hope all of the teenage girls that have been sticking up for him on my J.J. Redick Sucks post realize that he’s not quite as rad as you think he is. You suck, J.J.

J.J. Redick Sucks

General — Posted by: chris @ 1:46 pm

Watch the World Cup Online permalink

Thanks to our good friends in Chinese TV and the folks @ WorldCupWatcher.com, we can watch live World Cup matches online for free. See?

PPstream stizz!

World Cup — Posted by: chris @ 12:29 pm

World Cup Germany Update 3 permalink

United States fan rated much hotter than Italian fan

americanGelsenkirchen - Voters from around the world have declared 16-year-old American Kaitlin Stiles much hotter than 22-year-old Martina Plattner of Italy. By a margin of 3.88 stars out-of-5 to 3.59, Stiles easily outfoxes Plattner, and is boosting American women’s reputations worldwide.

italianMostly known for their down-home goodness, American gals have recently been making a name for themselves in the fields of legginess, sultriness, and vixenation and in the minds of men and lesbians across the globe. American women have quietly moved up the world hotness rankings to 6th in the most recent poll, but still well behind the world’s #1, Luxembourg. Keep up the good work, ladies.



David Hasselhoff
German World Cup Leisure Correspondent
I went to a raging kegger at the Brazilians’ pad, and I ran into Leonardo DiCaprio. I told him I loved The Beach and that we should do a movie together. Me giving him mouth-to-mouth on-screen? $$$$$$!
World Cup — Posted by: chris @ 11:07 am

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