Angola Has White People
Cologne - In a stunning announcement today, the nation of Angola revealed that some of it’s citizens are white, taking the international community by surprise. While their backgrounds are at this moment still unknown, it is suspected that they are descendants of European imperialists, and have been living in a cave in the Kalahari desert for decades, perhaps longer. “They probably got lost from a caravan centuries ago, and have been foraging and breeding among themselves ever since,” said anthropologist Richard Davies.
Italy has altered it’s lineup for their opening match against Ghana, and will play only Francesco Totti, leaving ten other starters on the bench to stay fresh for upcoming matches.
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David Hasselhoff German World Cup Leisure Correspondent |
| At a bar this weekend, I was talking to a streaker from the Czech Republic. He said he’s going to storm the pitch in the 2nd half of their match vs. USA. He shaved “Buck Fush” into his chest hair. Should be fun. |
