The legend of the ridicu-licious Pour House Omelette (eggs & chili) compelled us to visit yesterday, with the promise of prodigious Bloody Marys making it a truly worthwhile venture. The Bloody Marys were impressive and the chili omelette was stunning, but unfortunately, the rest of the experience left a lot to be desired.
Our blonde waitress required roughly five forms of identification, forgot my bacon, and didn’t give us a discount on a Bloody Mary for ordering a “supreme plate”. Even when I brought it to her attention, instead of knocking off $2.25 like they were supposed to, they just decided to meet me halfway and give me a measly buck off for some idiotic reason. Flat-out rude and inhospitable.
For these reasons, I would suggest that unless you’re willing to put up with some crap, and you don’t mind irritating service, you’re better off making a chili omelette at home and avoiding blonde waitresses at The Po’ House.
Those little #$%tards! If I were you, C4, I would have demanded Restitution! Threatened to stage a sit-in until I got my $ back! If they still wouldn’t pay me, I’d go to another bar, get really drunk, then come back and throw up my chili omlette right on that silly waitron! then claim it was food poisoning!
Comment by Dangle — May 22, 2006 @ 2:10 pm
That is easily the greatest idea I’ve ever heard.
Comment by chris — May 22, 2006 @ 3:18 pm