It’s that time of year again - when people start creeping into ponds, rivers, and lakes, and gators start creeping out. “Nature’s dumbest killers” are back on the loose, and have already claimed at least three victims this month already. So far, the unofficial tally in the human/gator war is 3-3 this season, with many more incidents expected. Look out!
Alligator Bites Fla. Real Estate Tycoon While Wrestling
Louisville woman killed by Florida alligator
Poor Yovy’s dead, too
Three dead in May from gators so far
Perhaps if JC can convince the Big Man not to punish us with natural disasters this summer, he could put some of his hurricane fighting talents towards these ornery ‘gators!
Comment by Dangle — May 19, 2006 @ 12:45 pm
Perhaps the Good Lord can send some gator-only hurricanes that will sweep the beasts right out of the swamps and launch them miles into the air, maybe even into space, while leaving everything else untouched.
Is that too much to ask? Let us pray.
Comment by chris — May 19, 2006 @ 12:50 pm