It’s that time of year again – when people start creeping into ponds, rivers, and lakes, and gators start creeping out. “Nature’s dumbest killers” are back on the loose, and have already claimed at least three victims this month already. So far, the unofficial tally in the human/gator war is 3-3 this season, with many more incidents expected. Look out!
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May 19, 2006
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Perhaps if JC can convince the Big Man not to punish us with natural disasters this summer, he could put some of his hurricane fighting talents towards these ornery ‘gators!
Perhaps the Good Lord can send some gator-only hurricanes that will sweep the beasts right out of the swamps and launch them miles into the air, maybe even into space, while leaving everything else untouched.
Is that too much to ask? Let us pray.