Snoop Dogg banned from Britain
After being denied serious pimpage up in first class, a huge brawl broke out while several Hummers with bikini-clad women standing out of the sunroof pulled up to the scene. After countless bottles of champagne were sprayed over the melee, police stepped in and put a halt to the video shoot/fight.
Timing error strips Gatlin’s world record
Couldn’t they have figured out that 9.766 gets rounded up to 9.77, say, right after the race? Also, how lame is a bunch of dudes trying to beat each others’ records by .01 seconds? Meh.
Astros pitcher beans Bonds, gets standing ovation
I bet if Bonds got nailed in the helmet, his swollen head would explode like a watermelon full of dynamite.
Wife squeezes hubby’s groin so hard, he’s in critical cond.
This could only have happened in Nicetown.
