World Language Lesson

Hey, kids. Since it’s almost summer and most of us will be travelling abroad for the World Cup, music festivals, or pie-eating contests, we should probably refresh our foreign language skills. Here are a few lines to jot down:

English: Pardon me, you’re urinating on my shoe.
German: Entschuldigung, Sie sind auf meinem Schuh urinaten.

English: Look at the gams on that sweet thang!
Arabic: نظرت في ال [غمس] على أنّ [ثنغ] حلوة!

English: Don’t tell, but I hid a scorpion under that pancake.
French: Ne dites pas, mais j’ai caché un scorpion sous crêpe.

English: Russian is the weirdest language ever. Is that a 6??
Russian: Русским будет сдмый шальной язык. Будет то 6??

Posted on May 16, 2006 by chris Posted in Articles

4 Responses to World Language Lesson

  1. Reply
    hetherjw May 16, 2006

    ىخ رخف وخذن فاث مشرلعشلث خب فاث [قخحاهف.

  2. Reply
    chris May 17, 2006

    Thanks, dude, the CIA is probably all over this page now.

    Is this what you said? I translated it:

    [Yx] pumice [wxdhn] [faath] [mshrle'shlth] trotted [faath] [[qxHaahf].

  3. Reply
    hetherjw May 17, 2006

    “Do not mock/insult the Language of The Prophet”

    Computers that have Arabic keyboards are fun. Say hi to the NSA and their wiretaps for me.

  4. Reply
    chris May 17, 2006

    Did you just hit a bunch of random keys and that’s what came out?

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