May 16, 2006

World Language Lesson permalink

Hey, kids. Since it’s almost summer and most of us will be travelling abroad for the World Cup, music festivals, or pie-eating contests, we should probably refresh our foreign language skills. Here are a few lines to jot down:

English: Pardon me, you’re urinating on my shoe.
German: Entschuldigung, Sie sind auf meinem Schuh urinaten.

English: Look at the gams on that sweet thang!
Arabic: نظرت في ال [غمس] على أنّ [ثنغ] حلوة!

English: Don’t tell, but I hid a scorpion under that pancake.
French: Ne dites pas, mais j’ai caché un scorpion sous crêpe.

English: Russian is the weirdest language ever. Is that a 6??
Russian: Русским будет сдмый шальной язык. Будет то 6??

General — Posted by: chris @ 12:17 pm


4 Comments »

  1. ىخ رخف وخذن فاث مشرلعشلث خب فاث [قخحاهف.


    Comment by hetherjw — May 16, 2006 @ 5:50 pm
  2. Thanks, dude, the CIA is probably all over this page now.

    Is this what you said? I translated it:

    [Yx] pumice [wxdhn] [faath] [mshrle’shlth] trotted [faath] [[qxHaahf].


    Comment by chris — May 17, 2006 @ 8:29 am
  3. “Do not mock/insult the Language of The Prophet”

    Computers that have Arabic keyboards are fun. Say hi to the NSA and their wiretaps for me.


    Comment by hetherjw — May 17, 2006 @ 9:35 am
  4. Did you just hit a bunch of random keys and that’s what came out?


    Comment by chris — May 17, 2006 @ 9:42 am

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