Hey, kids. Since it’s almost summer and most of us will be travelling abroad for the World Cup, music festivals, or pie-eating contests, we should probably refresh our foreign language skills. Here are a few lines to jot down:
English: Pardon me, you’re urinating on my shoe.
German: Entschuldigung, Sie sind auf meinem Schuh urinaten.
English: Look at the gams on that sweet thang!
Arabic: نظرت في ال [غمس] على أنّ [ثنغ] حلوة!
English: Don’t tell, but I hid a scorpion under that pancake.
French: Ne dites pas, mais j’ai caché un scorpion sous crêpe.
English: Russian is the weirdest language ever. Is that a 6??
Russian: Русским будет сдмый шальной язык. Будет то 6??


ىخ رخف وخذن فاث مشرلعشلث خب فاث [قخحاهف.
Comment by hetherjw — May 16, 2006 @ 5:50 pm
Thanks, dude, the CIA is probably all over this page now.
Is this what you said? I translated it:
[Yx] pumice [wxdhn] [faath] [mshrle’shlth] trotted [faath] [[qxHaahf].
Comment by chris — May 17, 2006 @ 8:29 am
“Do not mock/insult the Language of The Prophet”
Computers that have Arabic keyboards are fun. Say hi to the NSA and their wiretaps for me.
Comment by hetherjw — May 17, 2006 @ 9:35 am
Did you just hit a bunch of random keys and that’s what came out?
Comment by chris — May 17, 2006 @ 9:42 am