If your Myspace quote is from Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit”, walk the plank!
If you put everything in life on hold for your new waiting job, walk the plank!
If you think you can cheer for Kentucky and Duke, walk the plank!
If you e-mail your boyfriend’s mom behind his back, walk the plank!
If you flop like Dirk Nowitzki, walk the plank!
May 16, 2006
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i am not walking the plank.
what are you gonna do about it?
Poke my buckler into the small of your back, have Geraldo, my parrot, bark threats at you, and cut off one of Cherokee Parks’ limbs for every second that you don’t walk.
Now, git!
i’m not gittin! i know where you sleep! BRING IT ON.
Git, I say!
Here, catch this anvil
i’ll anvil you real good.
yosemite style.