Kent has been one of my favorite bands forever, but recently I discovered that Jocke is a… a… Duke fan??? How could this be? The only logical explanation is that he’s just a foreigner wearing a shirt with the same cluelessness that they wear Yankees and Bulls hats with. I can’t imagine he’s actually a Dook fan on any level, but still, it’s disturbing.

Related: J.J. Redick Sucks & Shelden Williams Can’t Lose

Yeah, probably the best news story of the year so far.

Bears wolf down monkey at Dutch zoo

Hey, kids. Since it’s almost summer and most of us will be travelling abroad for the World Cup, music festivals, or pie-eating contests, we should probably refresh our foreign language skills. Here are a few lines to jot down:

English: Pardon me, you’re urinating on my shoe.
German: Entschuldigung, Sie sind auf meinem Schuh urinaten.

English: Look at the gams on that sweet thang!
Arabic: نظرت في ال [غمس] على أنّ [ثنغ] حلوة!

English: Don’t tell, but I hid a scorpion under that pancake.
French: Ne dites pas, mais j’ai caché un scorpion sous crêpe.

English: Russian is the weirdest language ever. Is that a 6??
Russian: Русским будет сдмый шальной язык. Будет то 6??

If your Myspace quote is from Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit”, walk the plank!

If you put everything in life on hold for your new waiting job, walk the plank!

If you think you can cheer for Kentucky and Duke, walk the plank!

If you e-mail your boyfriend’s mom behind his back, walk the plank!

If you flop like Dirk Nowitzki, walk the plank!

Kent from Stockholm, Sweden - May 28, 2005

Grandaddy (Jason Lytle & Aaron Burtch) acoustic set from Dallas, TX - May 9, 2006

Radiohead 2x DVD from Field Day 2003

Radiohead from Amsterdam - May 9, 2006

Radiohead from Copenhagen - May 6, 2006

Pinback interview/Video of G’n'R/Band of Horses @ KEXP