We’ve all seen it. One of the best moments in sports is when some cyclist gets side-smooched by two foxy ladies, a strange tradition none of us could adequately justify. Cyclists’ reactions to the kisses usually speak volumes about them, and here’s what some of them say:

“Guess where my hands are”

Ljund Jorgensen is legendary with over 3,523 inappropriate gropes in his career, resulting in over 6,436 slaps and 522 knees to the groin.

“I’m French, yet still turned on”

Even the lightest of our light-loafered Gallic friends cannot resist the charms of pouty-lipped, spandex-clad models. C’est bon.

“I’m the coolest 14-year-old ever”

This youngster just one-upped everyone in his middle school with one picture. Imagine showing up to the dance with those two?

“I’m just here for the Bud Light”

Don’t hate the playa, hate the game. Some guys know how to talk their way into good situations. Free beer and free kisses? Well done.