Gangsta rapper of Kabul puts peace before guns ‘n’ girls
“It was my best friend, Jawad, and a rocket hit him in the neck. He died.” It would be a pretty big story if he didn’t die. Anyway, DJ Besho, aka DJ Diamond, rolls with no bikini-clad ladiez, drugs, or guns, raps in four languages, and is meeting with President Karzai. His biggest hit, “(Don’t) Pass the Hookah”, has swept the Afghan airwaves.
Chinese Army Outlaws Snoring, Tattoos
The penalty for being caught snoring is death, and they skin your tattoos, just like the Boy Scouts do.
Judge: Web-Surfing Worker Can’t Be Fired
Yeah, best news ever. I suppose if I was going to get fired, I would’ve by now, but it’s nice to know that the fine folks in robes realize what’s up.
Large, mysterious booms still unexplained
I have the feeling Oprah’s butt is involved.
