My buddy Loudogg just got accepted as a New York State Trooper. You know what this means? Yep, I get to ride around in the car with him and pull people over. God bless America. Watch your speed on I-90, chumps, I may be in a tazer mood.

My cousin Rajon Rondo is booked to hit O-town with me Memorial Day. Everyone from this moment on, should consider yourself warned - hurricane style.

A guy from Filter Magazine is sending me an advance copy of The Walkmen’s new album. Freaking psyched to hear it. Oh lordy.

Time for lunch. Hopefully a solid gold egg will be on my desk when I get back.

This is easily the greatest show on TV. Not since Sealab 2021 has a show racked my skull with such non-stop bizarro hilarity. (Warning, sound)

I think I’ve loved every single second I’ve ever seen. Beat Kids, D.O.G. O.B.G.Y.N, Mr. Body, Clarence, Chauncey, and countless others make each skit like a vomiting a rainbow.

The creators are Vernon Chatman, who was Towelie on Southpark, and John Lee, who wasn’t Towelie on Southpark. There’s a great interview with them in the new Verbicide magazine. I’ll let you borrow my copy if you want.

This is possibly the greatest thing to happen to MTV2, despite the crappy Friday night time slot. If you have Comcast On Demand, check out their clip on there.

Wonder Showzen Digital Toolbox
Wonder Showzen Unofficial Fan Site
Wonder Showzen clips @ Youtube

Visiting the Easter Bunny at the mall can be an adventure, just like seeing Santa. You never know who’s in the costume, or where the costume’s been. Here are a few tips to help you pick out the best mall bunny.

1. Jacko-style gloves.
‘Nuff said.
2. Sketchy unisex bib. Mostly used as a tobacco spit guard.
3. Big, cuddly, blue eyes hide the bloodshot, rat eyes underneath headpiece.
4. Mysterious urine-like stain. May want to take your kid to the pediatrician after this.
5. Clenched, nervous pose. Guaranteed nightmares for years to come.
6. Syringes in the bushes. Probably just shot up.
7. Partially-chewed ear. Possibly from ex-wife’s pit bull.

Guess where Piriápolis is. Wrong, suckas, it’s in Uruguay.

“Ha ha, look at this country!
U R Gay?! Ha ha!”

Considered the Nicky Hilton of the two major Uruguayan coastal resorts, Piriápolis still keeps it real with restaurants galore, seedy nightlife, and ridiculous beach activities, such as goat racing.

They also have fountains to bathe in, casinos to rip you off (stupid American!), and a vast number of peddlers waiting to take your wallet. Whatever you do, don’t order maté at any time. It is served hot and strong, and sipped through a metal straw called a bombilla. This is how the locals drug and take advantage of tourists. You’ll never make it home. Otherwise, enjoy!

Government tourism’s Piriápolis page
Some crazy page
About.com’s travel guide to Piriápolis

Blackalicious, Gnarls, both Dooms, Ye, Game, Mad tracks
Do not pass these up.

!!! to drop new single in June, LP early fall!!! H00t!

Stream Destroyer’s entire album (if you haven’t already)

Gnarls Barkley’s Crazy video, plus Top of the Pops perf
Gnarls clearly has the best style out there right now.

Jack White’s Coca-Cola Commercial. Trippy, cool.

Mp3s and recap of New Pornographers’ Jack Daniels Boston show. Very, very nice. My review is here.

Download tons of Woxy.com lounge act perfs

New live mp3s from Wolf Parade

Photos from CYHSY in Boston, Wolf Parade in Providence
My CYHSY review is here. My Wolf Parade review is here.