Report from the Houston Chronicle
Warning: this is safe for work, but the horrible, disgusting, gruesome details are not safe for kids under 3.
It happened in Purcell, OK and involves a man who entertained a girl with a rat on his shoulder. Death penalty fo sho. I shudder to think what he’ll request for his last meal.
i was waiting for you to cover this .
i remember watching a documentry on last meals in prison . i think they have a twenty dollar limit .
Comment by christy — April 17, 2006 @ 8:19 pm
My last meal would almost certainly involve a live duck
Comment by chris — April 18, 2006 @ 9:39 am
Brilliant! One of the “sponsored links” at the bottom of the chron.com article page:
PERFECT STEAK SEASONING
Chef’s Favorite - Jalapeno Steak Butter “Austin TX Style” $6/ Bottle
www.danandbucks.com
Comment by mo!!y — April 18, 2006 @ 11:35 am
Speaking of kickass links:
Kevin Underwood’s blog
Comment by chris — April 18, 2006 @ 11:39 am
did anyone notice how many of them wanted Dr. Pepper???!!!
Comment by SnackMaster3000 — April 18, 2006 @ 4:11 pm
also this gem
He said one of his main interests was the online role-playing game “Kingdom of Loathing,” in which stick figures battle one another.
- say what you want about Graphic Violence.. it is stuff where you have to use your imagination that causes the problems.
Comment by SnackMaster3000 — April 18, 2006 @ 4:14 pm
What the hell are you talking about, SM3K?
Comment by chris — April 18, 2006 @ 4:14 pm
Oh, right, the last meals. Well, it’s all Texas murderers and DP is Texan.
Comment by chris — April 18, 2006 @ 4:14 pm
Dude, you gotta check out his blog. There’s years and years of boringass crap on there.
Wait, I hope that doesn’t mean I’m going to become a sociopathic child rapist/killer, too.
Comment by chris — April 18, 2006 @ 4:19 pm
at least you are certain that you have written a blog..i heard someone recently say they were unsure if they had written one..
Comment by SnackMaster3000 — April 18, 2006 @ 4:26 pm
Man, that was dumb. Anyone with tits like that obviously doesn’t use their brain much, though.
Comment by chris — April 18, 2006 @ 4:39 pm