April 5, 2006

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Freakin’ Katie Couric Moves To CBS

here to pump.  you up.I’m hoping this is the last time she’s in the news. By the way, did you guys realized how jacked that gal is? Me either, word on the street is that she was using the same Balco stuff as Barry Bonds, including goat testosterone and purified ram’s blood. Let’s hope Sen. George Mitchell’s steroid commission will help bring her down before she ruins the lives of those who look up to her.

Astronomers find 288-billion-mile-long alcohol cloud

Good thing I’ve got a 400-billion-mile-tall martini glass and an olive 50,000 times larger than the sun.

Massaschusetts passes bill to require health insurance

This is some tiny step towards universal health care, but for now, merely functions to levee huge penalties on people without insurance. So consider it forced health care.

Sex Tourism Thriving in Bible Belt

There is just way too much goodness in this article.

News — Posted by: chris @ 9:44 am


2 Comments »

  1. That galactic martini is going to make you blind man.


    Comment by Earl Boykins is from another dimension. — April 5, 2006 @ 12:07 pm
  2. You know how I roll


    Comment by chris — April 5, 2006 @ 3:54 pm

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