Since our ill-fated Eastern European friends, the Bulgarians, basically only have vodka and don’t get a lot of flavor in their lives, I decided to create them a drink to make their bland experience a little more tasty. Here she is:
The Bulgarian Bulge
3 oz. tomato juice
1.5 oz. Absolut Peppar
1 tbsp. Drambuie
1 tsp. rhubarb syrup
Serve frozen with one olive topped with whipped cream


people have been said to sell their children for this brew . and you just throw it out there for the world to see .
Comment by christy — April 5, 2006 @ 4:48 pm
But those “people” were Mr. and Mrs. Dangle. I heard they were willing to settle for one grape Mad Dog. Personally, I think they made out pretty well in this deal.
Comment by Earl Boykins is from another dimension. — April 5, 2006 @ 7:41 pm
trust me on this one.
Comment by chris — April 5, 2006 @ 7:48 pm
“Mrs. Dangle” is no longer, she went back to her maiden name! G-D B%TCH! Still… I take her back in a second! As for the children, it was more like we sold the rights to them. Those little guys are in what I like to call “a frozen winter playground” with millions of other potential children!
Comment by Dangle — April 6, 2006 @ 8:39 am
LOL NEVER take a bitch back!
Comment by chris — April 6, 2006 @ 9:07 am