Kentucky’s Rajon Rondo to hire agent, test draft
Well, see you Tulsa, sucka. Good luck, you’ll need it.
April 4, 2006
Tuesday 
Florida Gators win NCAA Tourney
Man, those dudes are bigger, faster, and smarter than pretty much all other teams combined. I can’t believe I had ‘Nova beating them. Noah set a semi-official record for blocks (they didn’t start counting those things till all the good college centers were retired pros) and the Gators rocked about 37 dunks on UCLA’s grills. Boring game thanks to UCLA’s sucktitude, but still had good action. And congrats to the SEC on winning the NCAA and NIT.
Related: Amazon.com sends out mass email claiming UCLA won NCAA tourney
It’s one thing to fill out a bad bracket, but showing millions of people exactly how wrong you are and how stupid you can be is a little worse.
Bill Cosby Lectures New Orleans Blacks
What better way to help people recover from massive devastation than telling them, “You were impregnating our 13-, 12-, 11-year-old children”?
Hank Williams, Jr. to surrender on assault charges
The last thing Williams told the girl was, “Are you ready for some chokehold?”
It’s been nice knowing ya, everyone.
