March 24, 2006

Anatomy of a Texas Crowd permalink


1. Hormone-crazed shopaholic
2. Potential hand model, probable porn star
3. Ex-Enron executive
4. Failed male cheerleader
5. Bill Gates’ alcoholic cousin
6. Three campus buildings named for his grandma
7. Got 2nd on Jeopardy once by 50 bucks
8. Office guy with the most boring coffee cup
9. Russian mobster
10. Shady FBI agent eyeballing your 7-year-old son
11. Ruthless big buck hunter
12. Bookie

General — Posted by: chris @ 9:53 am


6 Comments »

  1. I’ll have a number 2, please.

    Comment by Dangle — March 24, 2006 @ 10:33 am

  2. Make it a double on that deuce. I call her evil twin sister…

    Comment by chris — March 24, 2006 @ 10:38 am

  3. OMG number 9 is Yuri Ruboneov! damn you Yuri!!!

    Comment by Snackmaster 3K — March 24, 2006 @ 11:26 am

  4. Yuri joking, right? THE Yuri Ruboneov?!

    Comment by chris — March 24, 2006 @ 11:27 am

  5. We used to play Buck Buck

    Comment by #11 — March 24, 2006 @ 1:05 pm

  6. Comment by chris — March 24, 2006 @ 1:32 pm

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