Latest Zimbabwean Mermaid Scam
Gotta love these awesome African scams. Other popular scams are the Nigerian bank account, Sudanese grizzly bear, and Angolan scotch tape scams.
Christian Wrestlers Body Slam For God
Wrestling is the opiate of the masses.
Scientists make ‘bionic’ muscles that run on alcohol
Hence my superhuman strength and my bourbon jug o’ power. I can’t believe I lifted a car on St. Patty’s Day.
Massaging someone else’s horse in Florida is a felony
Don’t even ask what the penalty is for a happy ending.
I think I need another mermaid to find the last mermaid I hired to find my bike tire that was stolen from 59 Linden!
Comment by Dangle — March 21, 2006 @ 6:03 pm