Bon Jovi keeps deaf fans rockin’ with sign language
Bon Jovi and deafness go together like burgers and buns. According to a Bon Jovi Fan Club report, over 60% of the band’s fans have some form of deafness. Another 35% has a mental handicap, and 5% are in a coma or vegitative state.
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Bon Jovi has realized that it needs to find a new audience.. well actually they need an audience other than people from NJ… so they are reaching out to the deaf.. the only people who could possibly like their new albums.
Comment by Snackmaster 3K — March 9, 2006 @ 12:58 pm
I’m cool with it…as long as I never again bare witness to one of Bill’s friends exclaim “Awesome!!! I totally want to go to that!” after seeing an ad for an upcoming Bon Jovi show. It still haunts me. It may have been the first time I actually met a person who liked Bon Jovi. Never thought it would happen to me.
Comment by Earl Boykins is actually 9 feet tall. — March 9, 2006 @ 2:22 pm
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That, my friends, is one badass toaster.
Comment by Earl Boykins is actually 9 feet tall. — March 9, 2006 @ 2:26 pm
Best mouseover commentary ever!
Comment by guapolovr — March 10, 2006 @ 1:24 pm