Just when you thought you could do everything that a two-year-old could do. And he’s not even two yet. His favorite songs to play on drums include “Final Countdown” by Europe and “I am the Walrus” by The Beatles.
Saskatchewan student newspaper tries to incite worldwide pro-Christian riots with cartoon
Saskatchewan is still pretty high up there on the funny words list. ON THE OTHER HAND, Jesus giving a pig head isn’t very funny. Hey, Washington, permission to blow up Saskatchewan: Granted.
New Zoolander gets cryogenically frozen to avoid being counted in census. Or something
As far as I can tell. Trying to read that article is like trying to eat a steak through a straw. New Zealand definitely has too much time on their hands. From what I can figure out, some dude froze himself as a joke just so he could have a fake nurse lick him back to warmth. But who knows.
Move over, Rock Lobster, there’s new fur in town. I’m not gonna lie. This animal is kinda sexy.
Iran says ‘let the ball roll’ on ‘harm & pain’ for America
Fox News makes up the dumbest news these days.

